hallelujah, praise kale.

Attitude Yesterday: Passed the practice exam and "I am a kick-ass personal trainer with enough kung fu to pass all kinds of test!"

Today: My perfectionism got the best of my optimism and I'm in total cramming mode.

• My living room looks like my college studio apartment + nicer furniture.

• I dumped organic sloppy joe seasoning and a can of tomatoes on some cooked lentils, added some broccoli as a side dish and called it dinner.

• I actually "used up" a highlighter today. It bleeds yellow no more...

• Last night's dreams (nightmares?): An inability to do basic percentages in an applied anthropomorphic calculation while people made fun of me for being fat. (Seriously!? Enough already, Psyche. I get it!)

• Today's nap dreams (nightmare?): I forgot to feed my cat and found her emaciated and pitifully meowing in my apartment... which was overrun with ants because I hadn't cleaned in so long. (Ambien, anyone?)

• B has retreated to the bat cave and will only come down for vegan cookie dough.

So why, asks Amy, am I not neck deep in a bottle of red wine right now?

• I have raw/vegan restaurant extravaganza planned tomorrow night with this gal.

• Exam is over in 36 hours.

Hallelujah. Praise Kale.(source)