Saturday, September 11, 2010

It's 9:45 p.m.

Do you know where your spaghetti squash is?

Squashes who do not received proper amounts of attention and nurturing have been known to exhibit explosive violence...

Emotional Outbursts...

And breakdowns in boundaries...

So have family dinner with your spaghetti squash regularly and listen when you hear it scream.

That scream may be followed by a pop.


  1. Now THAT is a boundary failure in the finest dysfunctional squash family tradition.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA and THAT is why we are friends.